Life hack

I have become hooked on Tiphero.com! Need a recipe for ground beef? Tiphero!  Need a reminder on how to make meatloaf balls?  Tiphero! Need a solution for an all natural oven cleaner? Tiphero!  So, I was perusing one day and landed on a stream of life hacks and it caught my attention.  Did you know that you can use a paper clip on a zipper that keeps wandering south?  I was so excited to learn this because it just so happens that I have a pair of "not jeans" jeans and the zipper is on its last leg.  Every time I bend over, it slides down (belly and belly belly get in the way). SSoooooo, yesterday I chose a pretty green paper clip from my desk drawer at work, slid it into the hole on my zipper and hooked it over the button on my not jean jeans.  I had been feeling rather smug all day.  No need to change out the zipper and I don't need to trash the not jeans either. All was as it should be until the two diuretics kicked in....but no problem, I just unhooked everything and did my business.  All was well until I went to pull the zipper back up.  Do you know what it feels like to have your hoochie coochie stab by a paper clip?  It freaking hurts, let me tell you. Oh, for fashion's sake, don't tuck your shirt in, and make certain it covers the paper clip.

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